How are we going to get people to believe in us when they aren't being honest with themselves or to us? Every fucking down ballot is on the line. You made it to the presidency you don't get to have that underdog story anymore. You don't get to cosplay Dark Brandon to the public anymore. 

Whatever the obvious issues this family has of all their political power highs, trauma, obfuscation of ‘everything’s actually fine’ don’t take it out on us. All of you step aside and get out and workshop it in family therapy in Delaware. The first lady doesn’t need to be approached as if she is a fragile China doll closed in by bubble wrap underneath her thousand dollar wardrobe. They make everyone look compromised. What an awful legacy to leave by staying in. 

How much tragedy do you think we had in us America? On your birthday no less.